Whole Cruise

Live from Denver, Tamarac Square

My local Whole Foods is chock full o' goodness-- and I'm not talking about the food. This place is so full of wholesome eye candy, I could spend all night. It's quality meats and cheeses running free up and down these aisles. Between the hunky customers and, what I swear is institutionalized gay vague, I ought to organize some kind of meet-up on Craigslist.

May I count you in? Metrosexuality may be spoiling rapidly on some
shelves, but Whole Foods is keeping it well preserved. Naturally, of
course.