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Just when I thought there was no more... Read each word carefully. Pay attention to word order and emphasis. And there's that driving need to be normal.

Tested Bi Bottom Seeking Tested Bi Top - 37

Reply to: @craigslist.org
Date: 2005-07-27, 10:23PM MDT
Not looking to hook-up tonight! I'm a bottom looking for a top. I'm 37, but look 33 easy. White, good looking (about an 8.5), fairly muscular, 5'11", 185, hairy chest (not messy hairy, nice pattern), 6.5" cut, like to party, desease free (with proof!), Bi, normal looking cock, nice ass, ready to please.

You are white, st8 acting, Bi, not gay, masculine, confident, desease free (with proof!), no strings attached, good looking (means better than average), manly, normal looking medium to large sized cock, 6"+, prefers to be top most of the time.

FYI - I've never known a clinic to provide "proof". My place of employment certainly does not.

Craigspissed.

Try Something New - 34

Reply to: @craigslist.org
Date: 2005-07-27, 11:23PM MDT
Tired of having sex with the same sex bud night after night? Fed up with seeing the same old cock? Wondering why monogamy brings no joy?
Wonder no more. Instead come join me this weekend. I will be hosting a leather party for piss lovers. I've got two tubs with the drain plugged...

Oh, how I enjoy reading Craigslist. It's a big, big world!

VoIP + WiFi

Yeah, it's here. And for $15 a month and some change, Qwest can do something special to my very Black specials. Plus there's that free wireless g router. I'm an early adopter, if not a fool. I still think we all need home WiFi.

New England, again.

Seems like theres enough England left out here to give you a bad case of "Is it gay or eurotrash?" I've been seeing too many beautiful men, and I'm pretty sure they're not especially beautiful in reality. You know what that means. Something is missing. Oh yeah, he was eurotrash.
Right Now I'm - Tired
Tomorrow I'll Be - Home

With Hog Maws

Yes. That's what the sign says. In 2005, they're still serving chittlins with hog maws. I think that's slightly more country than pig's feet with the toes. Don't say nothin' 'bout no souse. Or hot souse. Whew, glory! As a child, I once heard hog maws described as a "meaty chittlin". I shouldn't have been so curious. Think that's ignunt? Try the Chitterling Website.

The Urban Dictionary, reminds me to be clear that, when I saw maw, I'm not talking about definition #9:

• maw (n.)
  A large enclosed retail establishment where one see and be seen. One can also purchase beauty supplies and/or hair extensions.
  Usage: I saw yo sisa at da maw, and she be coolin with her chilluns.

Thank you and good night.

Now Hear This: Gene Harris - Down Home Blues

Not HRC

Me: It's not that those HRC people are stupid, it's just that the enemy has won them over.
Him: How?
Me: Because they believe that the only progress we can make is to have another fundraiser.
Him: HA!!!!!
Me: HRC is just a membership organization these days. It's the home of the internalized disenfranchised.
Him: Who?
Me: You know, the ones who think they're progressive, but have oppressed their own sense of rage. They've resigned themselves to having a club.
Him: OH!!!!
Me: Yes. They're not bad people, they've just given up.
Him: You think?
Me: If I recall correctly, the African slaves were eventually trained to split their own men into two by horseback.
Him: Whoa!
Me: We need everybody in community doing something, just less of them doing that.

OK. I was having a moment. I used the words slave, referenced oppression, and even broke out a new syndrome. I'm not hateful, but tell me I'm wrong.

Attitude: Stressed
Now Hear This: The din of forced air
Need: Big hugs

Labor in Labor

I'm working too much. I like work, but not when it starts to take away from things.
Profession should not steal from personality.
I feel like I'm missing something.
Oh. Don't miss my birthday, one week from today.
Thanks!

Unknown (Jonathan) Connection

There's something in his heart that stimulates my soul.
I'm meant to be with him.
Our destiny is knit together.
Is he God or is he man?
Around which corner shall he be found?

Bang Out Again

Random.
I wonder why fireworks are more prevalent in economically depressed neighborhoods. I was thinking about how many fingers will be missing tomorrow. And how those hands will likely belong to the uninsured. Maybe it's some twisted trade off for the land that was stolen or a sadistic manifestation of the Robin Hood effect. Yes, I work for a safety net hospital, and yes in public health, and yes public health now includes preventable injury. Maybe there's grant money in those lost digits.

Page Two.
I'm off to Atlanta to see just how much humidity my body can withstand. Atlanta catches me as a city that would only be tolerable within the context of a committed relationship. I don't know why. Maybe romance is on my mind. There is something sexy, yet miserable about humidity. Draw your conclusions as you will. Otherwise, it's a regular Sunday that's really a Monday. A bit lonely, and a bit anxious. I hate packing for a week! And I need a dog sitter for the end of the month. Meaningful kisses would go a long way too.

Post Script.
Do you think they realize that fireworks are the famed "bombs bursting in air?"

Page ranked!

Just an update to loyal fans to let you know that I'm now ranking #5 for "gay cock" searches on Google Images. Want to guess which post is generating that traffic? Boy, those Googlers are going to be sorely disappointed!
Attitude : Dreamy