Spooning, no jam required!

OK. I think this lil online test is true. And who could not like spooning? Anyway, click above with caution because it is pop-up happy. Anyway, what's your position?

Fast Food Bonus

Not to be insensitive to the family and personal suffering, but this here is a bad sign:



Yes, this official press release announces the death by colorectal cancer of a former President and CEO of McDonald's. I believe that's the cancer often caused by poor diet. I guess explains the high-fiber apple slices now appearing at Golden Arches worldwide. With caramel dip, no less.

Flying The Friendly Gate Agent!

I figure since The Man, or whomsoever it is, requires us to spend two hours in the airport for a three hour flight, I might as well keep myself entertained. Usually my MP3 player does the trick, but this time I was distracted by the employees of Frontier Airlines. No, I didn't get kicked out, nor will I be featured on that ignorant cable TV show with the left over Greyhound passengers.

Here abouts are my stealthy cell phone pics of one of the hottest young attractions of Orlando. Ever shop at a retail store and realize that they hired all the staff for their look? Well, it's apparent that Frontier is into hiring the young gays down in Micky Land. Who am I to complain? I only wish I didn't feel dirty, and would have taken proper aim with my celly. No, I didn't work him for an upgrade. You don't have to beg on Frontier.

Featured blogger: Ross who I'm feelin' after this trip.

Body Control

This is what happens when privileged white men feel the desire to have an opinion about every goddam thing. Moreover, it circumvents the courts and transfers a very personal affair into the exceedingly public limelight of contrived morality. Tell me why this is a matter of public policy. Would you want the government making decisions about your body? Oh sorry, that's an aging rhetorical question.

Schiavo decision sent back to court
Congress rushes through legislation to keep her alive
By Tamara Lytle and Maya Bell Orlando Sentinel Posted March 21 2005

WASHINGTON · Congress early today, in an extraordinary and emotional session, voted to send President Bush a bill aimed at prolonging Terri Schiavo's life.
The 41-year-old Tampa woman, who is severely brain damaged, stopped receiving food and water through a feeding tube at her Pinellas Park hospice on Friday under a state court order. Full story @ Sun-Sentinel

love isn't enough

Another offering from the vault. If you're feeling this, check out HOMO.2

If love isn't enough, than what is?
Love never fails.
So if love isn't failing, what is?

Just like faith without works is dead, what is
absent in a loving relationship that makes it die?

And what about those folk who love you, but can't keep it together.
I think I'll accept that
it takes more than love
But goddamit.
What the hell else should you need?

Georgia Report

A week in Atlanta, and I still feel the same about it. I don't know how folk live down there, but it's nice enough to visit. To "someone from da norf" it feels like they have a lot of issues going on. The irony is, they don't see them as issues, and the locals love the place. All the power to them. As a new feature, I'm including The List for cities I visit.

1. Singe White gay men wear wedding bands. I've never seen so much gold flick via limp wrist in all my life.
2. Social archetypes are well enforced. You must have the look. Shame it's either pretty or well-pressed thug.
3. Lenox Mall is the saving grace of Buckhead. Stay out if you don't have money.
4. Publix is far superior to Safeway. But Winn-Dixie has our kinda vittles.
5. It's still OK to say "Go away nigger" in gay.com's Atlanta chat room.
6. Although the property is aging, the Sheraton Buckhead's service redeems the entire brand. Remember, I'm a Hilton boy.
7. There is southern charm hidden beneath the uptown attitude, if you find the right people.

HypnotiqOne is our featured local of the week.

Dear Diary...

You know I want to see this. Is it any good? How can you go wrong with an old black woman being played in drag, and the everlovely Shemar Moore. Don't tell me you don't know Shemar. I'm not much for blacksploitation films, so, who's seen this? If you've been waiting to ask me out, this would be a nice date!